Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Ten Ancient Methods of Birth Control

by Iva Cheung

This year marked the fiftieth anniversary of the birth control pill, which many considered to have empowered women and sparked the sexual revolution. But as this list will show, women have had some control over their reproductive rights for millennia, although some of these ancient birth control methods were, admittedly, more terrifying than most of the methods in use today.
To be included on this list, the birth control had to be at least plausibly effective to some degree. Records exist of women in ancient Rome and Greece relying on dances and amulets to prevent pregnancy, and we can safely assume that those probably didn’t do much. At the risk of stirring up controversy, I’ve listed both contraceptives—which prevent sperm from fertilizing egg—and abortifacients, which induce abortion. For the sake of interest, I’ve focused on methods that would be unusual today, and not on methods that are still regularly practiced—like abstinence, coitus interruptus, or fertility awareness—to similar effect now as a few centuries ago. These items are in no particular order.



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Lemons
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Citric acid is said to have spermicidal properties, and women used to soak sponges in lemon juice before inserting them vaginally. Mentioned in the Talmud, this was a preferred method of birth control in ancient Jewish communities. The sponge itself would act as a pessary—a physical barrier between the sperm and the cervix. The great womanizer Casanova was said to have inserted the rind of half a lemon into his lovers as a primitive cervical cap or diaphragm, the residual lemon juice serving to annihilate the sperm. Lemon- and lime-juice douches following coitus were also recommended as a form of birth control, but this method was likely less effective, since sperm can enter the cervix—and hence out of reach of any douching—within minutes of ejaculation. Incidentally, some alternative medicine practitioners today suggest that megadoses of vitamin C (6 to 10 g a day) could induce an abortion in women under 4 weeks of pregnancy, but there’s no evidence that citrus fruits were used in this way in ancient times.


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Queen Anne’s Lace
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Queen Anne’s Lace is also known as wild carrot, and its seeds have long been used as a contraceptive—Hippocrates described this use over two millennia ago. The seeds block progesterone synthesis, disrupting implantation and are most effective as emergency contraception within eight hours of exposure to sperm—a sort of “morning after” form of birth control. Taking Queen Anne’s Lace led to no or mild side effects (like a bit of constipation), and women who stopped taking it could conceive and rear a healthy child. The only danger, it seemed, was confusing the plant with similar-looking but potentially deadly poison hemlock and water hemlock.


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Pennyroyal
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Pennyroyal is a plant in the mint genus and has a fragrance similar to that of spearmint. The ancient Greeks and Romans used it as a cooking herb and a flavoring ingredient in wine. They also drank pennyroyal tea to induce menstruation and abortion—1st-century physician Dioscorides records this use of pennyroyal in his massive five-volume encyclopedia on herbal medicine. Too much of the tea could be highly toxic, however, leading to multiple organ failure.


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Blue Cohosh

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Blue cohosh, traditionally used for birth control by Native Americans, contains at least two abortifacient substances: one mimics oxytocin, a hormone produced during childbirth that stimulates the uterus to contract, and a substance unique to blue cohosh, caulosaponin, also results in uterine contractions. Midwives today may use blue cohosh in the last month of pregnancy to tone the uterus in preparation for labour. The completely unrelated but similarly named black cohosh also has estrogenic and abortifacient properties and was often combined with blue cohosh to terminate a pregnancy.


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Dong Quai
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Dong quai, also known as Chinese angelica, has long been known for its powerful effects on a woman’s cycle. Women drank a tonic brewed with dong quai roots to help regulate irregular menstruation, alleviate menstrual cramps and help the body regenerate after menstruation. Taken during early pregnancy, however, dong quai had the effect of causing uterine contractions and inducing abortion. European and American species of angelica have similar properties but were not as widely used.



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Common Rue

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Rue, a blue-green herb with feathery leaves, is grown as an ornamental plant and is favored by gardeners for its hardiness. It is rather bitter but can be used in small amounts as a flavoring ingredient in cooking. Soranus, a gynecologist from 2nd-century Greece, described its use as a potent abortifacient, and women in Latin America have traditionally eaten rue in salads as a contraceptive and drunk rue tea as emergency contraception or to induce abortion. Ingested regularly, rue decreases blood flow to the endometrium, essentially making the lining of the uterus non-nutritive to a fertilized egg.


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Cotton
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In the ancient medical manuscript the Ebers Papyrus (1550 BCE), women were advised to grind dates, acacia tree bark, and honey together into a paste, apply this mixture to seed wool, and insert the seed wool vaginally for use as a pessary. Granted, it was what was in the cotton rather than the cotton itself that promoted its effectiveness as birth control—acacia ferments into lactic acid, a well-known spermicide—but the seed wool did serve as a physical barrier between ejaculate and cervix. Interestingly, though, women during the times of American slavery would chew on the bark of cotton root to prevent pregnancy. Cotton root bark contains substances that interfere with the corpus luteum, which is the hole left in the ovary when ovulation occurs. The corpus luteum secretes progesterone to prepare the uterus for implantation of a fertilized egg. By impeding the corpus luteum’s actions, cotton root bark halts progesterone production, without which a pregnancy can’t continue.



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Papaya
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In South Asia and Southeast Asia, unripe papaya was used to prevent or terminate pregnancy. Once papaya is ripe, though, it loses the phytochemicals that interfere with progesterone and thus its contraceptive and abortifacient properties. The seeds of the papaya could actually serve as an effective male contraceptive. Papaya seeds, taken daily, could cut a man’s sperm count to zero and was safe for long-term use. Best of all, the sterility was reversible: if the man stopped taking the seeds, his sperm count would return to normal.


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Silphium

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Silphium was a member of the fennel family that grew on the shores of Cyrenaica (in present-day Libya). It was so important to the Cyrenean economy that it graced that ancient city’s coins. Silphium had a host of uses in cooking and in medicine, and Pliny the Elder recorded the herb’s use as a contraceptive. It was reportedly effective for contraception when taken once a month as a tincture. It could also be used as emergency birth control, either orally or vaginally, as an abortifacient. By the second century CE, the plant had gone extinct, likely because of over harvesting.


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Mercury
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Civilizations the world over, from the ancient Assyrians and Egyptians to the Greeks, were fascinated by mercury and were convinced that it had medicinal value and special curative properties, using it to treat everything from skin rashes to syphilis. In ancient China, women were advised to drink hot mercury to prevent pregnancy. It was likely pretty effective at convincing a woman’s body that she wasn’t fit to carry a child, leading to miscarriage, so in that sense, it worked as a contraceptive. However, as we know today, mercury is enormously toxic, causing kidney and lung failure, as well as brain damage and death. At that point, pregnancy would probably be the least of your worries.

The Wet Spot: The truth about Asian massage parlors



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This is how stereotypes happen.
Last month, an Asian massage parlor in Eden Prairie called Planet Shikoku Rejuvenation Station got busted by undercover cops for alleged prostitution. Check it out.
My first thought was obviously, "Why has my dad been acting so nervous lately?" But then I thought, "What would make cops suspicious of this Asian massage parlor instead of all the others?"
A few days later, I found an ad in a local magazine for Planet Shikoku that answered my question. Word-for-word, here's what it said:

Men are from Mars!
Women are from Venus,
We understand that sometimes,
It's all about the Penis!

But there's NO UNHAPPY ENDINGS here,
Because we don't do anything wrong,
We will stroke your ego,
Not your ding dong!


Enjoy our tender loving care,
You can completely relax,
Have fun and never worry,
There are NO sex acts!
Don't be shy, no need to hide,
No need to cover or to camouflage,
Just remember, the better you behave,
The better we massage!

Now introducing the THAI BUTTERFLY massage!
(A special treat for our best behaving clients!)

Way to ruin it for everyone, Planet Shikoku.
Now, anyone who knows me knows that there is one thing in this world that I love more than anything: Asian massage parlors. (And Savage Garden.
But mostly Asian massage parlors.) I would seriously recommend them to
anyone, and one day I look forward to bringing my own children along
with me so that they too can experience the joys of a Thai butterfly
massage.

But for inexperienced folks, choosing the right establishment can be
a little scary. Will it feel good? Will it cost too much? Will I get
called-out on Fox 9 News for spending my lunch break there three times
a week?
Don't worry. I've got your back.
This week, I'm giving you my tips for choosing the right Asian
massage parlor for your needs and helping you sort out the respectable
dojos of stress release from the places to score a sweet HJ for $42 on
top of the standard massage fee, as long as you mention that you are an
erotic columnist with City Pages and promise to never write about the
experience later on.
Tip #1: Never trust a strip mall
Have you ever been into a strip mall dollar store where the kid behind the counter DIDN'T try to sell you a tank of Nitrous Oxide that's supposed to be used for helium balloons? Me neither. 
A lot of sketchy shit happens in strip malls, and from my experience the best massage specialists aren't working next door to Starbucks. Instead, look for massage parlors that are located near something classy and non-threatening like a karaoke bar or Chuck-E-Cheese. Basically, anywhere you would go looking for cool people to hang out with is a good place to get a rubdown.
Tip #2: Look for places that offer "hypno-massage"
In case you're not familiar, a hypno-massage is a combination of hypnosis to relax your mind while providing a physical massage for your body, giving you a complete relaxation experience. I assume that David Blaine could give a kick-ass hynpo-massage.
I'm not going to lie; I've never had a hypno-massage. However, I'm recommending it to you because it's the ultimate way to cover your bases in case something goes wrong.

Cops bust in for prostitution? You were hypnotized!
Co-worker sees you on the news coming out of the massage parlor covering your face from reporters? Hypnotized!
Busted buying beer for high school kids so that they'll think you're cool and invite you to their house party? Definitely hypnotized!
(Author's note: Not that I would ever recommend doing that. But if I WAS going to do such a thing, then I would expect that the kids in question wouldn't screw me over after the fact and give me the wrong address for the party. Especially if one of them happened to be my sister. I hate you Katie.)
Tip #3: Avoid massage parlors that use the headline "Totally Safe Environment" in their ads
If they have to say that, it means that the place is likely haunted. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Remember, Asian massage parlors are like panda bears at the zoo. Sure, once in a while one of them might attack a kid and pull his eyes out, giving all of the other pandas a bad name. But overall, they're the most beautiful, majestic sight a person may ever see.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Twelve Years Old Lady



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In 12-year-old girl named Ontlametse Falaste there are only a couple of years of life. “I call myself the first lady, because I was the first black child with the disease …. You know more of a dark-skinned child with such a disease? “- Says the girl. Ontlametse – the only black child with a diagnosis of the syndrome Hutchinson-Gilford – a rare and fatal disease, accelerating the aging process. In the entire history of mankind only two black children suffer from this disease – both of them died, one in the U.S., another in the Netherlands. Experts believe that at the same time in the world from 200 to 250 children suffering from this disease. Children with the disease die from heart failure at the age of 8 to 21 years, suffering from high blood pressure, stroke, angina and heart failure.




























































Poisonous Snakes on Earth











The hook-nosed sea snake has been called “cantankerous and savage” by some herpetologists, and toxicity and aggression aren't a good mix. Only a very small amount of venom is needed – 1.5 mg is lethal in many cases – and it is said to be as much as eight times more toxic than cobra venom. Do not approach.








1. Sea Snakes









The hook-nosed sea snake is at the top of the most venomous list with a bite containing venom that has an LD50 of 0.02. Almost all sea snakes are venomous, however, and the Belcher's sea snake is sometimes reported to have and even lower LD50, below 0.01. Ernst and Zug also give the venoms of the Dubois's reef sea snake an LD50 0.04, which would place it at number four on this list. If you see a sea snake while swimming or diving, move away.










All taipans have highly toxic venom – not least the coastal taipan, which is also regarded as one of the five most venomous land snakes and is sometimes placed in the top three. The inland taipan's venom has an LD50 of 0.03 – though some sources have it as low as 0.01 – but in other taipan species it may be closer to 0.1. As well as being highly neurotoxic, the venom clots the victim's blood, blocking blood vessels. Before an antivenom was developed, it is said there were few if any survivors of taipan bites, and even with antivenom, the recovery period can be slow and painful.






2. Taipan (Inland Taipan)









Also known as the fierce snake, the inland taipan – another deadly snake found in Australia – is considered the world's most venomous land snake. Its alternate name is a reference to its venom rather than to its behavior, as it is shy and reclusive. Even when it kills prey, it retreats until the prey has died from the bite before returning to feed. Even so.











In Burma, the Russell's viper is responsible for 90% of snakebite fatalities. Its painful bite produces venom that causes swelling, extensive bleeding, vomiting and necrosis, among other symptoms, while death may occur as a result of kidney, respiratory or cardiac failure.



Also, there is no single antivenom for treating the Russell's viper's bite, as the venom has different properties depending on the area in which the snake is found. For example, in India the venom has neurotoxic effects while in Thailand it hampers the blood's ability to clot.




3. Russell's Viper









The Russell's viper – another of India's 'big four' – is without doubt one of the most dangerous snakes in the world. It not only has one of the most lethal types of venom, with an LD50 of 0.03; it is also commonly found in places where people live, because it is attracted by rodents. Outdoor workers are among the most in jeopardy as it likes fields and open, bushy areas.




4. Eastern Brown Snake









The eastern brown snake is another Australian species with venom that can kill. Depending on which source you read, its venom is said to have an LD50 ranging from 0.05 to 0.03 (Ernst and Zug state the former), making it one of the most venomous snakes on land. The venom contains both neurotoxins and blood coagulants – two entirely different ways in which it can act on the system – and two people died as a result of being bitten as recently as 2007. You've been warned.




5. Black Mamba









The black mamba is both the world's second longest venomous snake and the fastest snake on Earth. It averages 8.2 feet in length and can move at speeds of 14 miles per hour. If black is the shade of death, this snake is well colored; its bite is deadly to say the least. The black mamba's venom has an LD50 of 0.05, meaning death – usually by respiratory failure or heart attack – typically occurs in humans in 30 minutes to one hour. Luckily, an antivenom has now brought the morality rate of those bitten down from where it once stood before the treatment became available – at nearly 100%. Big, quick and deadly, the black mamba is surely one of the world's deadliest snakes.




6. Tiger Rattlesnake









There is huge variation among different lists regarding the strength of the venom of the tiger rattlesnake, which is found in the southwestern United States and northwestern Mexico. One source puts its venom's LD50 at 0.06 while others have it much higher – and therefore less toxic. What does seem certain, however, is that this species has the highest toxicity of all rattlesnakes, and while the venom it yields is comparatively low, being bitten by one of these snakes should be deemed a critical emergency. Let its stripes be a warning to you if you ever see one.

















Symptoms from the boomslang's bite kick in after several hours, and generally consist of external and internal bleeding brought about by blood clotting processes being disabled. That said, the boomslang is not an aggressive snake and prefers to retreat rather than attack, meaning fatalities are relatively rare. Still, we'd rather not try our luck.





7. Boomslang









Beautiful but deadly, the brightly colored boomslang is found in Africa and is unique to its family (Colubridae) in that it has highly potent venom. It releases its venom through fangs at the rear of its jaw rather than at the front. Given its small size, the toxicity of its bite is perhaps surprising; its LD50 is 0.07.




8. Common Krait









Next, the common krait, which is found in India, where it is one of the 'big four' – the species that cause the most snake bite cases in South Asia. This highly venomous specimen typically feeds on other snakes as well as lizards and small mammals. Alarmingly, many people who are bitten by the krait don't even realize it because the bite is practically painless. Krait bites can occur when people are asleep – feeling like that of an ant or mosquito – and there have been instances where the victim never wakes up. Even though the venom is slow-acting – it can take several hours for its effects to take hold – it has an LD50 of 0.09, with death often arriving by respiratory failure.




9. Desert Horned Viper









The desert horned viper is found in the Middle East and North Africa. It has little horns over each eye which makes it easily recognizable. This is a case where the snake's toxicity varies according to which scientists you believe; its LD50 ranges from 0.4 to 0.1, though Ernst and Zug state the latter figure. The desert horned viper is known for sidewinding, a form of movement whereby it presses its weight into the sand to move across the loose surface. We're tempted to say this is one diabolically venomous snake.












Untreated tiger snake bites – which rapidly cause breathing problems and paralysis – result in death to humans 60% of the time. The venom toxicity of this scaly serpent is said to range from an LD50 of around 0.4 for the Chappell Island tiger snake to 0.12 for the peninsular tiger snake. Beastly.





10. Tiger Snake









Striped like its feline namesake, the tiger snake is found in Australia, although there are several different and widely distributed varieties. It prefers wet habitats such as creeks and coastal areas and is definitely a snake to keep away from if you're looking for somewhere to cool off on a hot summer's day.












The venom of the forest cobra has an LD50 of 0.12. What's more, not only is the venom extremely potent, with deadly paralyzing effects; it's also delivered in high quantities, and when this snake bites it will hang on and not release its grip. Interestingly, the forest cobra's venom contains neurotoxins that may have some use in treating Alzheimer's disease.




11. Forest Cobra









Fast, agile and preferring woodland habitats, the forest cobra climbs trees with ease. Like other cobras, it will extend special ribs in its neck to make a hood when agitated. Oh, and did we mention that it's deadly poisonous?












An average-sized puff adder packs enough venom to kill four to five men! Bite symptoms include swelling, blood blisters, nausea and, if not treated, necrosis – which can lead to gangrene. This snake isn't going to stay out of your way, so you best steer clear.



12. Puff Adder









The puff adder isn't the most venomous snake in Africa but it is considered to be the snake that causes the most human deaths there. This is due to the venomous viper's common occurrence in heavily populated areas and its habit of sunbathing on or near footpaths. Then of course there's its highly toxic venom, which has an LD50 of 0.14 and is delivered in large doses through long fangs.


Incredibly Cute Snapshots of Baby Crocodiles







Contrary to what some might believe, mother crocodiles do not cannibalize their young but actively protect them before, during and after birth. However, one of the biggest dangers for the babies comes from other crocodiles. They will eat the young of other crocs, especially when the population is healthy and more babies aren't necessary. When the population is low, though, this behavior lessens significantly. Maybe crocodiles really do care!










The babies and adults continue to communicate after the birth, calling to each other into adulthood with up to 18 different sounds. That way, if a baby strays away from its group it can be guided back by the others or its mother can go to protect it. (Similar crocodilian maternal devotion can be seen in this sequence of photographs, in which a mother alligator prevents its baby from becoming a heron's lunch.)









The mother crocodile doesn't only guard the nest and babies before and directly upon hatching; she also protects them afterwards. The babies need to get to water for safety as quickly as possible, so mum takes them – often in her mouth – to a nursery area. Can you imagine carrying 15 babies in your mouth? Momma croc can! The skin of her lower jaw stretches to make a cradle for them.














During hatching the babies use an 'egg tooth' at the end of their snout that helps them to break the inner membrane of the egg and force their way out. Sometimes the mother will gently roll the eggs around in her mouth to help crack open the hard outer shell.












This is a unique survival mechanism, and it occurs because baby crocs are in danger from predators from the moment they have hatched. When they make their pre-birth noises, it's to ensure that they all hatch in one batch and that they have their mother on hand to defend them.












When the brother and sister crocs hear the sound, they start to 'talk' as well, and the mother croc comes to the nest to be ready for the births. The researchers discovered that whenever they played the high-pitched muffled sounds to the mother crocodiles, they started to dig in the sand – or guard the eggs if they were already out of the nest.













With as many as 40 eggs or more in a nest, there are a lot of babies-to-be for the mother crocodile to look after. Amazingly, the baby crocodiles 'talk' to their mothers while still in the egg. Researchers Vergne and Mathevon of UniversitĂ© Jean Monnet in Saint-Etienne, France showed that, just before hatching, they make "umph, umph, umph" noises – grunting sounds which act as a signal that they are ready to be born.










Unlike in most other animals, the sex of the young is not shaped by genetics; instead it is determined by the heat of the nest. If the sand or vegetation is a little warmer or colder at different layers it makes a difference in terms of how many males or females are born: males will be born at certain temperatures, females at others.
















Mother crocodiles lay eggs in a nest – often one that they return to year after year. They build the nest either in mounds of vegetation and mud or, like sea turtles, they dig a hole in the sand. For around 90 days, the momma crocs guard the nest from predators and other dangers. The nest acts as an incubator, keeping the eggs at a stable temperature that allows them to develop.












Seventy million years after they first appeared on this planet, crocodiles remain some of the world's most successful freshwater predators. Hardly changed since the age of dinosaurs, they attack in a flash, bringing down large prey – such as unwary wildebeest and zebras. Yet there is another side to crocodiles, one rarely talked about or even imagined. They are gentle, devoted and nurturing mothers, and their babies are little miracles that communicate with their mums even while they are still in their eggs.